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Is there a funnier show on TV right now than the Office?  I think we can all relate to people we know that cast themselves as characters from the Office.  Here is a clip of a sales role play call between Dwight and Jim with Michael critiquing the call.  Good Stuff.

ENJOY!

Perfect analogy of what happens when you drink to much.

No offense but the Fat Guys Fly Fishing I am sure can relate.

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Man Rules

rulesWe always hear “The Rules” from the female side but are our rules. Add these to the lists you have already have.

  • MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
  • LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU’RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT’S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON’T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
  • SUNDAY SPORTS: IT’S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES. LET IT BE.
  • SHOPPING IS NOT A SPORT. AND NO, WE ARE NEVER GOING TO THINK OF IT THAT WAY.
  • CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.
  • ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT!
  • YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
  • COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT’S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.
  • ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
  • IF YOU THINK YOU’RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON’T ASK US.
  • IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.
  • YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING… OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
  • IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.
  • WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.
  • CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE.
  • ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS…LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.
  • IF IT ITCHES, IT WILL BE SCRATCHED. WE DO THAT.
  • IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY “NOTHING,” WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING’S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.
  • IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON’T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR.
  • WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE… REALLY.
  • DON’T ASK US WHAT WE’RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FLY FISHING OR SPORTS IN GENERAL.
  • YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.
  • YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.
  • I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!
  • IF WE EVER HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH WE REALLY DON’T MIND, IT IS LIKE CAMPING.

Get better at fly fishing without actually fishing?

Remember when Michael Jordan sank that game winning jump shot against the Utah Jazz to secure his sixth NBA Championship in 1998? (Yeah, he pushed off of Byron Russell, but that’s not the point here.)

How about Tiger Woods’ domination at the ‘97 masters?

Or maybe Adam Vinatieri’s game winning field goal to propel the New England Patriots over the favored St. Louis Rams in the Super Bowl?

Each of these great athletes spent hours upon countless hours practicing those very moments in the gym, field or course before performing during the big game.

It’s an often redundant cliché, but “practice does makes perfect”. However, it’s often overlooked in Fly Fishing. There aren’t necessarily gyms, practice ranges or batting cages to “practice up on your fly fishing skills. We spend our time practicing fishing, by actually fishing. Now I’m a victim of this too, but who really has the time to practice fishing? Well, I hate to say it, but the great ones do. Here are a few tips you must do to be a better fly fisherman.

1) Read, Read, Read!

I remember just after I had learned to fly fish that I went into a Cabela’s and I started thumbing through a fly fishing book. The pictures of all the “monster” fish that had been caught by the author grabbed my attention and quickly validated that the author seemed to know something that I didn’t. Why was he catching all of these big fish and I wasn’t? The first page I turned to answered my question and I realized how little I really new; that there are different stages of the fly? Something most fly fisherman know, but at the time I never even considered it. I figured there were wet flies, emergers and dry flies separately, but not that they were simply different stages of the same fly. It really opened my eyes and ever since then I realized there is so much to learn about fly fishing. I learn something new every time I read a new book. Amazon has a great selection of books.

There are so many books on Fly-Fishing, but here just a few that I recommend for some easy reading:

“The Dry Fly” – by Gary LaFontaine

“Nymph-Fishing Rivers And Streams” by Rick Hafele

“Sex, Death and Fly Fishing” – by John Gierach

“No Hatch to Match” – by Rich Osthoff

2) DVD’s and Videos

Time is so valuable these days and if you don’t have enough time to labor through a book, or if you just don’t enjoy reading, then simply pop in a DVD. There are hundreds of DVD’s available on fly fishing ranging from learning how to cast, fly fishing basics, fly tying all the way to recognizing what kind of fly the trout is taking based upon the kind of splash he makes. There are a lot of documentary fly-fishing videos that make for great entertainment and really get you pumped for your next adventure. Some of the best videos on the market are made by Trout Bum Diaries and can be found at AEG media’s site. You tube is another popular site where you can find most of these videos and any other videos that you might be interested. Just the other day I searched for a video demonstrating the “high sticking” nymphing technique. I found 4 or 5 great videos on high sticking and learned it well enough to practice it the next day. It’s a valuable technique for nymphing that I didn’t know how to use and hey, I caught 2 fish trying it out!

3) Forums and Blogs

Joining fly fishing forums can be a great way to learn valuable insight into different rivers and regions throughout America.  Not to mention a whole new group of fly fishing friends.  Forums are typically regionally based and local rivers, lakes and streams are often the topic for discussion.  Each river, lake or stream typically introduces a new set of challenges, a whole different staple of food and a new set of techniques specific to each body of water.  You can usually only learn these valuable from the “locals”, and now through forums and blogs you have thousands of “locals” to learn from.

4) Practice Casting

As I mentioned in the introduction, “practice makes perfect”.  If you learned the way I did, you most likely were handed a fly rod and a large terrestrial bug, given a couple of pointers and then spent the rest of the day “slapping” the water.  Over time I have developed a nice cast, but I still have some bad habits that I need to get rid of.  Had I spent more time practicing my cast in a local gymnasium or simply out in the yard or at the park, I would have a much better cast.  I would also have saved a ton of money, because more of my flies would be in fishes mouths and not in the trees or willows!  There are some really good casting dvd’s available, not to mention most of these can now be found on you tube or Google.

5) Visit local Fly Shops

There is nothing like learning from the “locals”!  Especially the local pro’s!  Seriously, a lot of fly shops will have individuals who have fished on the professional level to some degree.  If they haven’t, then they have spent thousands of hours on the local river or stream that you’re about to fish.  It only makes sense to ask the best what they would use.  Most are really good about sharing their secrets with you too.  They would be more than happy to share what works for them and to pass on to a new generation their wealth of knowledge.  A lot of the fly shops are interested in conservation as well, and are willing to help you have the best experience possible.

6) Get your degree in Entomology (Study of Insects)

This goes without being said.  In fact, this is one of the greatest indications of a true “professional” fly fisherman.  The rivers conditions can change at any given time, and quite often there will be several different fly hatches throughout the day.  It gets really crazy when there are 4 or 5 hatches of different flies going on at the same time.  Which fly are they eating?  Are they taking dries or emergers?  What size fly are they eating?  On and on and on!  A great fly fisherman can usually recognize what the fish are eating, make an adjustment and start to pull fish out left and right.  Meanwhile, you’re getting skunked.  Now, even the best of fly fisherman have hard days, but those days are fewer and further between the more knowledge one has of Entomology.  This introduces an entirely different subject of learning the art of fly tying, which can really help a fisherman learn all of the different flies, shapes and sizes.  But for now, having a basic knowledge of the staple dry, nymph and emerging flies for each region can greatly enhance ones experience and “basket”.

Take advantage during these winter months! You can pick up some invaluable tips that will help you become a better fly fisherman, without actually fishing?

10 Most Influential Fisherman EVER!

This info was taken from a handful of fly fishing magazines that we subscribe too. For the Fly Fishing Frenzy group, we can only aspire. Enjoy!!

10. JOE BROOKS

Joe Brooks began his professional fly-fishing and outdoor writing career in the 1940s, pursuing the sport with zeal until his death in the early 1970s. Joe gave up the chance to be a major league baseball pitcher to pursue his passion of saltwater fly fishing. His penchant for writing provided a high profile of the sport during the 1940s and 50s in the pages of Field & Stream and Outdoor Life. He later attained the position of fishing editor for Outdoor Life. Besides authoring assorted books on freshwater and saltwater fishing, Brooks’ wit and good looks landed him roles on the American Sportsman TV series. He also mentored Left Kreh.

9. TED WILLIAMS

While no one can deny Williams’ impact on baseball, his interest in the outdoors landed him as a spokesperson for Sears Roebuck & Co. During off seasons with the Boston Red Sox, Williams fished the streams for trout and the flats for bonefish. Have 20 -10 vision and a competitive zeal that made him an all star baseball player also helped him to master the art of fishing. He popularized fishing as few athletes have.

8. BRAD PITT as PAUL MACLEAN

Even though the good Rev. Maclean and Norman (the narrator) Maclean contributed immensely to the sport of fishing, Paul (Brad Pitt) Maclean was the star. A River Runs Through It popularized fly fishing more than any other movie in the last 2 decades. Not to mention the classic lines and quotes that come from that flick like: Buster Wants to Fish and “Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world’s great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of those rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs. I am haunted by waters.” CLASSIC! Brad Pitt’s good looks and rebel attitude piqued young Americans interest in the sport like never before, and we won’t even talk about what it did to the women’s view of fly fishing. Let’s just say fly fishing is very sexy now. Thanks Brad.

7. Francesca LaMonte

This name won’t be familiar to you, but as founding member of Game Fish Association and perhaps the first to apply marine research to fish conservation, LaMonte deserves high billing. Without her research and interest in conservation, fisheries management would hve been set back for decades or more. She helped produce books on fresh and saltwater species from 1938 to 1966, and put together affiliations of many scientific associations for the betterment of fisheries resources.

6. STU APTE

Stu was a Navy Pilot turned Airline Pilot turned fishing guide/world class fly fisherman. A slew of world records adorn his name. He became a regular in the 50s and 60s on the American Sportsman TV series. He thus helped grow the sport through TV shows, videos, and his still-popular 1976 book, Stu Apte’s Fishing in the Florida Keys and Flamingo. Apte entered the IGFA Hall o Fame in 2005 and still owns the two longest-standingworld records on fly; a 58-pound dolphin in 1964 and a 136-pound Pacific Sailfish in 1965, both on 12-pound tippet.

5. LEE WULFF

No list of most influential anglers of all time could leave this man out. After receiving a degree in civil engineering from Stanford, he felt a need to pursue a different passion. His books and magazine articles on fishing the Catskill Mountains and Canadian wilderness struck a chord with millions of anglers. One American Author said ” If you had to invent a fly-fishing hero, it would have to be “Lee Wulff”. He later met champion fly-caster Joan Salvato, and soon the married couple traveled the world in pursuit of big fish on fly gear. They opened a fly fishing school on the Beaverkill River in the Catskills, becoming the model for ensuing schools. Lee invented the first fishing vest and became one of the earliest proponents of catch-and-release fishing.

4. RAY SCOTT

When Scott pronounced in the mid 1960s that one day he’d build bass fishing into a major tournament circuit attracting million of dollars, some people laughed. Not only are they laughing now, they’re standing with all others to applaud a true pioneer in what can only be called the man behind the big business of bass fishing. Scott left a highly successful insurance career to start the Bass Anglers Sportsman Society (B.A.S.S.) in 1968 in his hometown of Montgomery, Alabama. Under his leadership, B.A.S.S. sparked a revolution in sportfishing and boating, creating a multi- billion dollar industry and pro tournaments with purses now hitting a million dollars. His persistent efforts also wrought a turning point in improved conservation and environment for his favorite fish, the black bass, most notably through clean waters and the popularization of live-release, which he promoted early in the Society’s history.

3. Michael Lerner

After founding the national chain of Lerner’s clothing stores, this entrepreneur turned his sights to the development of sport fishing. The main force behind the organization of the IGFA in 1939, Lerner could leverage ideas and money to make things happen. He and wife Helen caught marlin and swordfish galore, but they realized that a greter use of their resources could be the partnering of marine science with fishing experts. From the laboratories to the fish filled waters of all oceans, he put together expedition parties to all points of the globe and helped pioneer a deeper understanding of saltwater game fish. Lerner continued throughout his lifetime to generously fund the volumes of knowledge that would serve as the backbone of conservation efforts forever after.

2. Zane Grey

It’s impossible to underplay the importance of promoting sport fishing in the public eye, and few did so better than Zane Grey. Grey indulged his interest in fishing with visits to Australia and New Zealand. He first visited New Zealand in 1926 and caught several large fish of great variety, including a mako shark a ferocious fighter which presented a new challenge. Grey established a base at Otehei Bay Lodge on Urupukapuka Island which became a magnet for the rich and famous and wrote many articles in international sporting magazines highlighting the uniqueness of New Zealand fishing which has produced heavy-tackle world records for the major billfish, striped marlin, black marlin, blue marlin and broadbill. He held numerous world records during this time and invented the teaser, a hookless bait that is still used today to attract fish. Grey also kept meticulous notes on his geart and diaries of conditions while fishing, he became a wealth of knowledge and reliable authority to all who came to know him.

1. Ernest Hemingway

Bingo. Papa earns the title as the single most important/influential angler ever! In 1940 Hemingway became Vice President of the IGFA, a title held until his death in 1961. Already an icon in American literature, his novel The Old Man and the Sea and the ensuing movie by the same name starring Spencer Tracy can only be described as immeasurable PR for fishing in general. Hemingway’s Gulf Stream battles off Key West, Havana, and Bimini became legendary along with his penchant for an adventurer’s life. Pictures in newspapers across the world showing him next to a grand marlin or giant bluefin tuna formed impressions that last to this day.

Paying Your Dues

Taken from Xstream Outdoors.

This is an issue I have been debating over the past year and fishing the Provo River last night finally has pushed me to share my thoughts on the issue.

I grew up hearing all the quotes about working hard for what you get…”Practice makes perfect”, “Step by Step”, “If you work harder than the rest, you will be the best”, etc… from my personal experience and through countless trials and errors, I have found this concept to be completely true. If you want something or want to be great at something, than you must pay your dues. “Paying My Dues” is a concept I have gained over my years of playing traditional sports in high school and college. It is equally important in any activity that one pursues and especially crucial in ones progression in Fly Fishing. The key to the concept success is the level of desire/passion of the pursuer. This is simple, some really want to be great, some kinda do, some do, but are scared, some do, but don’t want to invest the time, and some just don’t care and enjoy being average. This level of desire/passion is something that isn’t(can’t) be taught, but is within each of us and is our personal driving force. Levels of desire can change as one decides to. For example my little sister always came fishing with us boys, but she really didn’t care if she caught a fish or not. She would usually fish for an hour and then spend the remainder of the day reading a book or hiking around. But as her desire/passion of Fly Fishing grew over the years, through learning and practice. She now spends all day fishing and leaves the book in the Jeep. On the last trip to the Green she had close to a 20 fish day!!!

In Fly Fishing it is pretty easy to get to the point of going to a river tying on a fly and catching a fish or two. I consider that the first plateau and where 95% of fly fishermen are. These are the guys who catch fish, but can’t tell you why it happened, it just does, they are also the ones that fish maybe 1-2 times per month and mostly on weekends. The other 5% and the second plateau (which is a lot harder to reach) are the ones that are passionate about their sport! They eat, drink and sleep fly fishing. They are the ones that if they did have to think about anything, they would think about fly fishing and getting better. They are the ones that have “Paid Their Dues” over long hours on the river or lake not just fishing, but studying and being taught. Most of their favorite books are fishing related and the Internet sites the same. They hunger to learn and are passionate about getting to that next level. They are never content with 30 fish, but are usually after that one that will challenge everything they got. When you ask them how they did they just quietly shake their head and say OK. To them its not the quantity that makes a successful trip, but the feelings remembered. Most would rather fish alone. I only know a handful of these legends

So what I am trying to say is like everything in life, to be good at that thing, one desires or is passionate about, one must personally pay their dues to reach the level they desire. Nothing in my life that is worth while, has come free or easy. I have spent countless hours practicing Baseball that helped put me through College…and in fly fishing I didn’t have anyone to teach me the basics. I had to learn the sport alone with a $20 wal-mart special and in a way it made me into a better fly fishermen for it.

So if you want to progress to the next level here’s my suggestions:

  • Go fishing and learn from your own trials and errors, don’t have someone do everything for you.
  • Tie your knots, net your own fish, find your own spot, figure out what flies to use. (It doesn’t help you to have someone to lean on, what if their not there?)
  • Gain more knowledge. (Read, watch, ask questions, Internet, etc…)
  • Spend the time-each season is different and the only way to know is to experience it
  • Don’t get down…Fly Fishing is hard and learning new techniques can take time.
  • Think like a fish, really!!! Not like a human…Stop and use your brain
  • Hangout and learn form others who know, then try it

Side Note: Don’t get me wrong, one of my favorite aspects of Fly Fishing is taking people out and helping them to catch fish. There is nothing better than seeing someone new to the sport get so excited when he or she hooks up with a fish. I like to think of that as the introduction phase, deciding if they like Fly fishing or not. But it is those that have passed the intro phase and are on to the second plateau that I am focusing this post too.

My wish and hopes are that all fishermen can find there own path to happiness, no matter what that be or where it may lead them.

I am a solo fishermen,

Dr Gillespie