Man Food. Get in my BELLY!!!!!!!

April 7, 2009


Frenzy Food

Nothing is finer when one can put Man Food together with a Mancation.  We at the Frenzy are connoisseurs of fine food like zingers and greasy hamburgers.  I was browsing the web the other day when I found some unbelievable culinary eye candy.

Check out these rowdy burgers that definitely qualify as FRENZY FOOD!


Tell me you wouldn’t majorly kill that thing. This is a work of art.

  • For starters it has all the main food groups.  I won’t name them, but for crying out loud, look at that thing.
  • Secondly, it is so headbuttable.
  • Lastly, when I saw it, it brought a tear to my eye.

Now look at what they call in Western Michigan, the “Fifth Third Burger” or the 4489 Calorie Burger.


Can you say WOW!  I didn’t know they made masterpieces like this.  The West Michigan Whitecaps recently unveiled their new stadium menu and gloating at the top of it is the 4489 Calorie “Fifth Third Burger.” This 1.66 pound piece of gastrointestinal wunder, named after team sponsor 5/3 Bank, costs $20 and feeds 1-4 people. If you eat it by yourself and finish it in one sitting, you get a free 5/3 tshirt.

  • First off, they get a little bit from every nation on this burger.  I love the layer of refried beans caking the bottom bun.  BINGO!
  • They have tortilla chips on the burger.  I know all you fly fisherman out there have spread potato chips on your sandwiches and these folk take it to a Whole Nutha Level.
  • If you didn’t know it was 4489 calories you might think it was a diet burger cuz all the greens on it.

Well, I hope you are all hungry now and will satisfy your Belly’s urge to headbutt a greasy burger.

GET IT!!!!

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One Response to “Man Food. Get in my BELLY!!!!!!!”

  1. Chubbs Says:

    I am so hungry for a greasy mile high burger right now.


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