If you could headbutt one snack food and one snack food only, what would it be?
Guaranteed it would be Zingers.
If you were starving in the middle of the wilderness, what would you desire most?
If you were going to rub a pastry all over your body, what pastry would that be.
Zingers are a tasty piece of heaven that is always right, ALWAYS RIGHT.
Every fly fisherman has his/her fishing food. You pull into the gas station and grab the water, energy drink, sunflower seeds, and what else? A staple frenzy food has always been the zingers. It is strategically placed at the end of an aisle calling your name as you walk by, “Hoss, please headbutt me”. For further understanding of this amazing snack food, let examine;
Let’s break it down really quick:
1. You have dense, moist cake that simple melts across your palate. CHECK
2. You have cream filling in 3 strategic locations allowing maximum cream in every bite. CHECK
3. You have a thick layer of frosting across the top, and get this; ribbed for your tongues pleasure. CHECK
Does any other snack food pass the checklist? Doubt it. Matter of fact, we are starting this year’s Fly Fishing Frenzy with a Zinger eating contest. Be watching for that. The hot dog eating contest ain’t got nothing on us.
So next time you are venturing out to fish the unknown and need a worthy companion, dont forget the zingers. However, be careful of that darn Zinger Zapper.